If I had grown a micron for every penis extension product I have been offered by email in the last 12 months, I would now have King Dong trembling in flaccid anxiety.
Equally, offers for Viagra, “Rolex” watches, non-study MBAs and Nigerian dollar inheritances are starting to wear a bit thin.
Domæne Gobelsburg, 2008 is made from the “latest grape”, Grüner Veltliner. Trouble is, I have been hearing this for yonks. Who cares?